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Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado,
James
cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you
want to pay him money
, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James
' satire is also found on:
Alternative Facts,
Alternative Science
,
The Political Garbage Chute,
The Pastiche Post,
Satirical Facts
Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
Latest Posts
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When Did George Soros Have “Capitalism” and “Christianity” Taken Out of the Constitution?
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New Fashion Trend: Wearing Your IQ on Your Hat
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Should I Listen to Tucker and Stay Unvaccinated, or Shout “I’m a Big Fucking Idiot” Instead?
Articles by:
James Schlarmann
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Can Getting Hair Plugs Also Cure Your Rich Cuntitis?
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Will Republican Interns Still Be Able to Get Abortions After the Supreme Court Overturns Roe?
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Are All Anthropomorphic Penile Scabs Billionaire Sociopaths?
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Can God Be Prosecuted for Miscarriages if the Supreme Court Throws Out Roe?
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Who’s Most Innocent: OJ Simpson, Bill Cosby, George Zimmerman, or Kyle Rittenhouse?
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Is “Let’s Go Brandon” Secret Code for “I Have a Micro Penis”?
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Elon Musk Is Clearly a Better Person Than Bernie Sanders, and Here Are 5 Facts to Back That Up
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When Will Biden Officially Cancel Christmas This Year?
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Latest Posts
Satirical Facts
When Did George Soros Have “Capitalism” and “Christianity” Taken Out of the Constitution?
Satirical Facts
New Fashion Trend: Wearing Your IQ on Your Hat
Satirical Facts
Should I Listen to Tucker and Stay Unvaccinated, or Shout “I’m a Big Fucking Idiot” Instead?
Satirical Facts
We Know It’s Not a Brain, So What’s Inside Dan Bongino’s Enormous Skull?
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Does The Constitution Let Fake Audits and Hurt Feelings Remove Real Presidents From Office?
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MAGA Hat or Super Glue? The Best Way to Seal Up a Vagina.
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Oh My God, I Just Shit My Pants and Now They Think Biden Stole the Election!
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Which Bloviating Moron Screamed ‘Law and Order’ and Now His Company’s Under Indictment?
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What Does It Mean If My Diarrhea Looks and Sounds Like Marjorie Taylor Greene?
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