Megan Hofer, 35 years old and from Santa Chingada, California, admits that she has a “potty mouth.” According to Megan, however, her tendency to curse doesn’t come out unbidden. Ms. Thompson says that in order to get her to “cuss a blue streak,” she has to be goaded into it.
“Basically, when people aren’t acting like goddamned fucking shitheaded cock-faced twat waffles, I’m all good,” Megan told us. “That being said, as soon as you start acting like a ball-blasting dick whistle, all bets are off.”
Thompson says that in her normal, day-to-day life she doesn’t usually “uncork one.” However, her commute to work will sometimes provide her an opportunity to swear like a sailor, she says. Megan doesn’t honk her horn, or tailgate if someone cuts her off, she just unleashes a torrent of swear words inside her 2012 Toyota Corolla.
“Driving is stressful enough as it is without motherfucking morons doing goddamned ridiculous shit and driving dangerously,” Megan says. “So when someone in another car nearly swerves into me, or is riding my ass while I’m actually going twenty miles an hour over the speed limit, I think calling them a cunt mangling banana cock is completely justified.”
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