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• Try to Follow Thumper’s Rule (just do the best you can)
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• Be well-mannered or we’ll delete your stupid comment and ridicule your upbringing
• Narcissists go somewhere else, unless you’re self-deprecating and then by all means please stay
• If you get stuck, try comedy or booze or holding your breath. Please, keep trying.
• Inane, obscure, and/or irrelevant comments are all OK as long as you follow these rules
• You really should be over the age of 18 to view this stuff. If not, ask your Mom for permission, especially if you are still living with her.

Notice of Intent

This website is satirical in scope and intent. It provides fake news and social criticism in a satirical setting. If this offends you, you might want to consider doing something else with your time rather than looking at the Internet. Really, the quality of your life will improve dramatically. Our intention is not to fool anyone, but if you do get fooled,  don’t sweat it. Please have fun and lighten up and watch out for Snopes.com. We’re not sure they’ve had all their vaccinations.
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Any persons mentioned in our copy bearing resemblance to persons living or dead is a mere coincidence and probably a creation in your overactive imagination. Remember, the Internet is not about you and your relatively insignificant life, although we understand how you might feel that way. We certainly do. Occasionally, we might use real people and call them out by name, in which case they probably deserve it. And they probably like the attention anyway.
If you somehow find your image being used as the subject of a piece, please contact us and it will be replaced/removed ASAP. Thanks for being understanding.

 Litigation Notice

Please do not sue us. Here’s why. The First Amendment protects parody and satire as a form of free speech and expression. Satirical Facts uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Satirical Facts is not intended for readers under 18 years of age or people that don’t have a maturity level of at least 18 years of age.

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DMCA Safe Harbor and Forward Looking Statements

Satirical Facts does its best to not to infringe on copyrighted material. And it has little control on what its users might post. In the event that there is a copyright infringement, Satirical Facts will consider the request, and if necessary, remove the infringed material within 48 hours.
Satirical Facts cannot be responsible for the conduct of participants, either registered or malicious, on this website. In the event that questionable or illegal material is found and reported, by either its user or the site administrators, said administrators will review the content, and if necessary remove it within 48 hours.
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