Ted Cruz

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8 Things Ted Cruz Has Defended More Rigorously Than His Own Wife

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Is Your Junk Sounding and/or Looking a Lot Like Ted Cruz? You Might Have This STD.

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This Doughy Coward Wouldn’t Defend His Wife’s Looks But Has Thoughts on Macho Soldiers

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Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls

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Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year”

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During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?”

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Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room

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Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’ Healthcare