Entertainment February 25, 2020 February 25, 2020 Incoming Disney CEO Reaffirms Company’s Committment to Executive Bonuses and Homeless Park Employees by James Schlarmann
News February 25, 2020 February 25, 2020 President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’ by James Schlarmann
Local News February 24, 2020 February 24, 2020 Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist” by James Schlarmann
Local News February 21, 2020 February 21, 2020 Man’s Dick Suing Him For Power of Attorney by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle February 17, 2020 February 17, 2020 Man’s Problems Briefly Disappear When Playing Minecraft for 4 Hours and Eating Six Peanut Butter Cups by James Schlarmann
Local News February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections by James Schlarmann
News February 12, 2020 February 12, 2020 5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders by James Schlarmann
News February 12, 2020 February 12, 2020 Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes by James Schlarmann
Local News February 7, 2020 February 7, 2020 Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year” by James Schlarmann
News February 4, 2020 February 4, 2020 Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the Union by James Schlarmann
