Local News December 11, 2019 December 11, 2019 Trump: “The IG Report Concludes I Should Be Able To Round-Up and Execute Democrats on 5th Avenue” by James Schlarmann
News December 10, 2019 December 10, 2019 White House: Articles of Impeachment Don’t Have Enough Pictures So Trump Can’t Understand Them by James Schlarmann
News December 5, 2019 December 5, 2019 Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial by James Schlarmann
Business December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019 Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 3, 2019 December 3, 2019 6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019 Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019 Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck” by James Schlarmann
News November 25, 2019 November 25, 2019 Can We Bait Goat Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too? by James Schlarmann
News November 22, 2019 November 22, 2019 Kellyanne Conway Plans to Move to South Dakota by James Schlarmann
News November 15, 2019 November 15, 2019 Trump: “I Wasn’t Trying to Intimidate Yovanovitch, I Was Trying To Scare Her Into Shutting Up!” by James Schlarmann
