Tag: political satire
Lori Laughlin to Star in Limited 2 Month Series “Full Big House”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Actress Lori Laughlin will not only spending time in prison for ...
President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying for position in ...
Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning during a heavenly press conference, Jesus Hubert ...
Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE — In 2015, conservatives in Deep Red Tennesee seriously considered making the ...
5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders
Should you vote for Bernie Sanders? We have no clue. Seriously. We don’t. It’s ...
Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign issued a financial report today containing ...
Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was never any big secret on the Hill. President Donald ...
Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the Union
President Donald Trump will deliver what could be his final State of the Union ...
Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard
Today, Senator Rand Paul (R-Putin’s Payroll) had a question for the House impeachment managers ...
During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The question of whether or not to call additional witnesses during ...
