Tag: memes
Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s privacy profiteering and ...
Local Cop Will Stop Beating the Fuck Out of You As Soon as You Stop Resisting the Beating
St. EMMETTILL, ILLINOIS — This hero with a badge will stop beating the living ...
Coronavirus Update: Area Flasher Desperate for Parks to Open Up Again
NOIX NUES, LOUISIANA — Chad Stripley has really not enjoyed his time under coronavirus ...
Taco Bell Unveils New “Nacho Cheese Chalu-IPA” Craft Beer
IRVINE, CALIFORNIA — Alleged food purveyor Taco Bell will be the latest California-based company ...
White Claw Reveals Its 7 Least Popular Flavors
Adult beverage maker White Claw has become quite popular over the last year or ...
4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much
There are certain words in the English language that are categorically terrible, stupid, idiotic ...
Town Passes Law Allowing You to Shit on TP Hoarders’ Lawns
LAKE PELOUSE DE MERDE, WISCONSIN — On a 3-2 vote, the local city council ...
Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!
OBTUSE GARDENS, ILLINOIS — No. No. No. No. No. It doesn’t matter how many times ...
Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference
SPAMM MOUNTAIN, WASHINGTON — As he closed down his laptop for the day yesterday, ...
CDC Recommends Washing Hands For At Least As Long As It Takes For You To Masturbate
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Centers for Disease Control have issued a fresh new set ...
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