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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying for position in ...

Man’s Dick Suing Him For Power of Attorney

VALLE CHORIZO, CALIFORNIA — A landmark case is working itself through the California court ...

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FORT MUTUELLEORALE, OKLAHOMA — This past school year, Johnny Katzakas was asked to leave ...