News February 25, 2020 February 25, 2020 President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’ by James Schlarmann
News February 12, 2020 February 12, 2020 Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes by James Schlarmann
Local News February 7, 2020 February 7, 2020 Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year” by James Schlarmann
News February 4, 2020 February 4, 2020 Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the Union by James Schlarmann
News January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?” by James Schlarmann
News January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir by James Schlarmann
Local News January 26, 2020 January 26, 2020 Graham: “If the Media Were Nicer to Trump, He Wouldn’t Have Tried to Extort Ukraine” by James Schlarmann
Business January 15, 2020 January 15, 2020 Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too by James Schlarmann
Local News January 10, 2020 January 14, 2020 Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address by James Schlarmann
Local News January 8, 2020 January 8, 2020 Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3 by James Schlarmann
