News December 13, 2018 December 13, 2018 Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff by James Schlarmann
News December 7, 2018 December 7, 2018 White House: Frantic, Raving, Unhinged Tweets Prove President Trump Is Not Panicking About Mueller Report by James Schlarmann
News November 30, 2018 November 30, 2018 Trump White House Wants EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plants by James Schlarmann
News November 29, 2018 January 15, 2019 Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump by James Schlarmann
Local News November 16, 2018 November 16, 2018 Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales by James Schlarmann
News October 25, 2018 October 25, 2018 Trump Says Democrats Can ‘Just Switch’ To Republicans and Not Get Bombed by James Schlarmann
News October 24, 2018 October 24, 2018 Outraged Trump Reminds Americans He Has ‘Better Stuff’ In Common With Hitler Than Just Nationalism by James Schlarmann
News September 26, 2018 September 26, 2018 Grassley Warns Kavanaugh: “Another 60 or 70 Sexual Assault Allegations Might, Maybe, Could Make Us Wag Our Fingers At You” by James Schlarmann
News September 21, 2018 September 21, 2018 OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder by James Schlarmann
