News May 21, 2019 May 21, 2019 Trump Asks Supreme Court to Officially Declare Him Above The Law and ‘More Co-Equaler’ Than Congress by James Schlarmann
News May 9, 2019 May 9, 2019 Trump Tells Queen She Should Ask for New Great Grandson’s Long Form Birth Certificate by James Schlarmann
News May 8, 2019 May 8, 2019 Gym Jordan: “Sure Trump Broke the Law, But What Right Do the American People Have to Know the Details?” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance May 7, 2019 May 7, 2019 Trump Gives Tiger Woods Presidential Medal of Adultery by James Schlarmann
News May 6, 2019 May 6, 2019 President and Putin Both Agreed How Normally Sized and Shaped EVERYTHING On Trump’s Body Is by James Schlarmann
News May 1, 2019 May 1, 2019 Senate Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr by James Schlarmann
News April 29, 2019 April 29, 2019 Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized April 29, 2019 April 29, 2019 Trump Orders Disneyland to Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge by James Schlarmann
News April 28, 2019 April 28, 2019 Trump Considering Order to Change “No Way, Josè” to “Not a Chance, Lance” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment April 27, 2019 April 27, 2019 NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live by James Schlarmann
