Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard

Today, Senator Rand Paul (R-Putin’s Payroll) had a question for the House impeachment managers ...

During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The question of whether or not to call additional witnesses during ...

Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir

Former Ambassador and Trump national security adviser John Bolton’s new book, The Room Where It ...

Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”

SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA — Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned ...

Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Never someone to pass up a good marketing tie-in, President Donald ...

Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump ...