Parents Admit Middle Child Neither of Their Favorite

WHISTLER’S COB, IDAHO — Jack and Mary Beth Scoggins absolutely love their three children, ...

Gushers To Roll Out New Fruit Flavored Detergent Pods

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — General Mills, makers of the Gushers brand of fruit chews, announced ...

Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens After California Man Smokes Legal Weed

RAIN CANYON, CALIFORNIA — Authorities in California are confirming that over the weekend a ...

Sex Toys “R” Us Announces Record Profits And Dozens Of Store Openings

BONE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Retail giant Sex Toys “R” Us has announced that they ...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — At Maison Des Gens Stupides, Chef Roy Ardi says his ...

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one of his SpaceX ...

Typing “Go F##k Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying to improve the ...