5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway

You’re young! You’re hip! You’re down to party, and damn it, it’s SPRING BREAK! ...

Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!

OBTUSE GARDENS, ILLINOIS — No. No. No. No. No. It doesn’t matter how many times ...

Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference

SPAMM MOUNTAIN, WASHINGTON — As he closed down his laptop for the day yesterday, ...

Houston Astros in Talks to Sign Tom Brady

HOUSTON, TEXASS — Major League Baseball’s Houston Astros have reportedly reached out to the ...

Update: There Are Still LEGO On The Goddamned Floor

EL PIESANGRIENTO, CALIFORNIA — Sources are confirming at the time of publications that, despite ...

12 Pictures of Kittens So Cute You’ll Want to Punch a Nun

Around this office, we’re big fans of cute little kittens. You could say we ...