Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers

After years of speculation and wonder, scientists at a leading research lab have published ...

Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Yesterday, President Donald Trump stepped up his attacks on social ...

Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While there has been much buzz and speculation about the Trump ...

Astronaut Admits He Faked Moon Orgasm

WINDY FALLS, MINNESOTA — For years, Commander Glenn Mitchum has dined out on the ...

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one of his SpaceX ...

Typing “Go F##k Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying to improve the ...