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Trump White House Wants EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plants

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert “as ...

Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump

MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE — When President Trump told a rally crowd in Mississippi last week ...

Stan Lee Plans To Make Surprise Humorous Cameo In Upcoming Funeral

EXCELSIOR, CALIFORNIA — Stan Lee, creator of Marvel Comics and some of the publisher’s ...

Huckabee Sanders Says Next Time Jim Acosta Should Just Grab Intern By The Pussy

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, just a day after ...

Trump Says Democrats Can ‘Just Switch’ To Republicans and Not Get Bombed

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, several suspicious packages containing devices that appeared to at ...

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was ...