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Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Freshman Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is a lightning rod for conservative ...

Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed his attacks on ...

Boris Johnson Announces He’s a Cheap Chinese Trump Knockoff from Factory Owned by Ivanka

MERRY OLD LONDONTOWNSHIRESHIP, ENGLAND — This morning, former London Mayor Boris Johnson found out ...

Meadows Says He’ll Grill Mueller About Obama’s Tan Suit

WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of President Trump’s most loyal and strident allies in the ...

Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump’s ...

Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The war of words between President Donald Trump and a group ...