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Trump Says California Fires Made Worse by ‘All The Windmills Making So Much Wind’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump, who is also a noted scientist with published ...

Trump Still Scouting Locations for Next Klanpaign Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. — One could argue that President Donald J. Trump never stopped campaigning, ...

President Suggested Strapping Border Crossers to Nukes and Dropping Them on Hurricanes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week it was reported by several outlets that soon-to-be impeached ...

Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick Supreme Court Justice During Impeachment Year

WIDOW’S PEAK, VIRGINIA — Tom Stumbleworth voted for Donald Trump in the last presidential ...

Bill Barr Issues Summation of Summary of Ukraine Transcript

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Attorney General of the United States has issued a formal ...

White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Trump campaign manager and central Mueller Report figure Corey Lewandowski ...

NRA Supports Universal Background Checks and Waiting Periods For Vaping Products

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — During a press conference this morning, a spokesterrorist for the National ...