October 25, 2018 October 25, 2018 Trump Says Democrats Can ‘Just Switch’ To Republicans and Not Get Bombed by James Schlarmann
October 24, 2018 October 24, 2018 Outraged Trump Reminds Americans He Has ‘Better Stuff’ In Common With Hitler Than Just Nationalism by James Schlarmann
October 19, 2018 October 19, 2018 OJ Simpson Tells President Trump He Believes Saudi Arabia Didn’t Kill Jamal Khashoggi by James Schlarmann
October 5, 2018 October 5, 2018 Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum by James Schlarmann
September 28, 2018 September 28, 2018 McConnell: Republicans Poised To ‘Fulfill Constitutional Duty To Dehumanize And Insult Sexual Assault Victims’ by James Schlarmann
September 26, 2018 September 26, 2018 Grassley Warns Kavanaugh: “Another 60 or 70 Sexual Assault Allegations Might, Maybe, Could Make Us Wag Our Fingers At You” by James Schlarmann
September 21, 2018 September 21, 2018 OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder by James Schlarmann
September 14, 2018 September 14, 2018 Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria by James Schlarmann
September 7, 2018 September 7, 2018 Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott by James Schlarmann
August 23, 2018 August 23, 2018 Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump’s So Honest It Just Really, Really, Really Feels Like He’s Lying Literally All The Time by James Schlarmann