August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 FACT CHECK: Is The Babylon Bee Being a Whiny Little Bitch? by James Schlarmann
August 2, 2019 August 2, 2019 President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle by James Schlarmann
August 1, 2019 August 1, 2019 President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures by James Schlarmann
July 31, 2019 July 31, 2019 Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered A**hole!” by James Schlarmann
July 30, 2019 July 30, 2019 Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser by James Schlarmann
July 27, 2019 July 27, 2019 Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House by James Schlarmann
July 26, 2019 August 12, 2019 This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His Dear Sweet President Again! by James Schlarmann
July 25, 2019 July 25, 2019 Mueller Can’t Believe He Forgot to Tell Congress About How Much Trump Wants to Bang His Own Daughter by James Schlarmann
July 23, 2019 July 23, 2019 Boris Johnson Announces He’s a Cheap Chinese Trump Knockoff from Factory Owned by Ivanka by James Schlarmann
July 22, 2019 July 22, 2019 Meadows Says He’ll Grill Mueller About Obama’s Tan Suit by James Schlarmann
