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Lindsey Graham Wants to Lindsey Graham to Testify Why Lindsey Graham Was So Anti-Trump in 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump’s Sphincter) is unsure that Senator Lindsey Graham ...

Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?

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Kellyanne Conway Plans to Move to South Dakota

WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Senior Lie Advisor Kellyanne Conway told the media today ...

President Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Trump paced around the White House lawn and ...

Turkey Passes On Trump’s Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president ...

President Says Constitution Signers Were ‘Never Trumpers’ Who Planned a Coup Against Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just moments ago, President Donald J. Trump accused James Madison, Benjamin ...