May 21, 2019 May 21, 2019 Trump Asks Supreme Court to Officially Declare Him Above The Law and ‘More Co-Equaler’ Than Congress by James Schlarmann
May 14, 2019 May 14, 2019 Stephen Miller Assures Red State Lawmakers Migrant Children Don’t Have Human Heartbeats by James Schlarmann
May 12, 2019 May 12, 2019 Georgia Lawmaker: Abortion Law Doesn’t Need Exceptions Because Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’ by James Schlarmann
May 10, 2019 May 10, 2019 Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season by James Schlarmann
May 9, 2019 May 9, 2019 Trump Tells Queen She Should Ask for New Great Grandson’s Long Form Birth Certificate by James Schlarmann
May 8, 2019 May 8, 2019 Gym Jordan: “Sure Trump Broke the Law, But What Right Do the American People Have to Know the Details?” by James Schlarmann
May 6, 2019 May 6, 2019 President and Putin Both Agreed How Normally Sized and Shaped EVERYTHING On Trump’s Body Is by James Schlarmann
May 1, 2019 May 1, 2019 Senate Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr by James Schlarmann
April 29, 2019 April 29, 2019 Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom by James Schlarmann
April 28, 2019 April 28, 2019 Trump Considering Order to Change “No Way, Josè” to “Not a Chance, Lance” by James Schlarmann
