July 18, 2019 July 18, 2019 Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father by James Schlarmann
July 16, 2019 July 16, 2019 Republican Reminds Dems House Rules Forbid Calling Flaming Bag of Diarrhea on White House Lawn “Sack of Sh-t” by James Schlarmann
July 15, 2019 July 15, 2019 President Explains Why Only People Who Voted For Him Have First Amendment Rights by James Schlarmann
July 14, 2019 July 14, 2019 Trump Orders Social Media Companies to Require Users to Like and Follow Him by James Schlarmann
July 12, 2019 July 12, 2019 Obama Thinks Deep Down Trump is Jealous of His Much Bigger Twitter Follower Count by James Schlarmann
July 12, 2019 July 12, 2019 Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi? by James Schlarmann
July 9, 2019 July 9, 2019 British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact by James Schlarmann
June 11, 2019 June 11, 2019 President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head by James Schlarmann
