President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’
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5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders
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Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign issued a financial report today containing ...
President’s Rape Accuser Subpoenas McDonald’s for Trump’s DNA
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Advice columnist E. Jean Carroll is currently locked in a legal ...
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President Donald Trump will deliver what could be his final State of the Union ...
Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard
Today, Senator Rand Paul (R-Putin’s Payroll) had a question for the House impeachment managers ...
During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The question of whether or not to call additional witnesses during ...
Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir
Former Ambassador and Trump national security adviser John Bolton’s new book, The Room Where It ...
Report: Donald Trump Is Still Your Impeached President
A new report from the New American Journal of Obvious Stuff has confirmed a ...
Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office
Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing and publishing a ...
