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Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA — Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care ...

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA — A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new ...

Georgia Woman Turns Herself Into Authorities After Miscarrying

PARADIS CHAUVIN COUNTY, GEORGIA — Authorities are confirming at the time of publication that ...

Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The National Retailers Consortium, one of the country’s oldest ...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

24 year old Chad Braddington drinks only cold brew coffee. Chad only grocery shops where he ...