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MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube ...

Trump Orders the Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Pardoned By Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The first thing President Donald Trump did this morning, after he ...

Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before Impeaching Joe Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that he “absolutely does ...

DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that soon schools all across ...

Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN — The publishing company that owns The Babylon Bee has struck a deal ...

Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  — President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install ...

DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters today that she “completely and ...