Trump: “If You Only Count the Votes from Red States, I Won Easily”
Fire Chief Robert T. Moron Suggests Without Smoke Alarms There’d Be No Arson
Adorable! This Cop Just Tear-Gassed The Protesters He Knelt With Less Than 12 Hours Ago!
Local Cop Will Stop Beating the Fuck Out of You As Soon as You Stop Resisting the Beating
Coronavirus Quarantine Hand Washing Has Man Starting to Enjoy the Feel of Sandpaper on His Junk
Man Wishes His Imaginary Friends Would Just Get Along With His Made-Up Wife
Town Passes Law Allowing You to Shit on TP Hoarders’ Lawns
Woman Wishes Husband Would Have Told Her What an Asshole He Is Before She Made Kids With Him
Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist”
