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Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE — In 2015, conservatives in Deep Red Tennesee seriously considered making the ...
Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was never any big secret on the Hill. President Donald ...
Graham: “If the Media Were Nicer to Trump, He Wouldn’t Have Tried to Extort Ukraine”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Republicans holding onto a small majority in the Senate, and ...
Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump ...
Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US, ...
7 Outright Lies About Mark Zuckerberg That We Can Still Pay Facebook to Promote
Facebook, in a word, doesn’t give two twisted Twinkie shits about truthfulness in political ...
Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3
U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows ...
Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins considers ...
Local White Supremacist Definitely Didn’t Mean to Use His Hand to Indicate “Everything is Okay”
BAISEUR DE COUSINS, LOUISIANA — Local white white supremacist Chuck Palumbo “100 percent did ...
Trump: “The IG Report Concludes I Should Be Able To Round-Up and Execute Democrats on 5th Avenue”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was spotted this morning pacing around the driveway of ...
