April 2, 2020 April 2, 2020 Coronavirus Quarantine Hand Washing Has Man Starting to Enjoy the Feel of Sandpaper on His Junk by James Schlarmann
March 31, 2020 March 31, 2020 Man Wishes His Imaginary Friends Would Just Get Along With His Made-Up Wife by James Schlarmann
March 27, 2020 March 27, 2020 Town Passes Law Allowing You to Shit on TP Hoarders’ Lawns by James Schlarmann
March 2, 2020 March 2, 2020 Woman Wishes Husband Would Have Told Her What an Asshole He Is Before She Made Kids With Him by James Schlarmann
February 24, 2020 February 24, 2020 Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist” by James Schlarmann
February 14, 2020 February 14, 2020 Jesus Christ Announces He’s Returned to Try Another Sandwich by James Schlarmann
February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections by James Schlarmann
February 7, 2020 February 7, 2020 Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year” by James Schlarmann
January 26, 2020 January 26, 2020 Graham: “If the Media Were Nicer to Trump, He Wouldn’t Have Tried to Extort Ukraine” by James Schlarmann
