July 7, 2019 July 7, 2019 Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower by James Schlarmann
July 6, 2019 July 6, 2019 Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes by James Schlarmann
June 22, 2019 June 22, 2019 DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm by James Schlarmann
June 20, 2019 June 20, 2019 White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’ by James Schlarmann
June 4, 2019 June 4, 2019 Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage by James Schlarmann
May 24, 2019 May 24, 2019 Georgia Woman Turns Herself Into Authorities After Miscarrying by James Schlarmann
April 18, 2019 April 18, 2019 AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough” by James Schlarmann
November 16, 2018 November 16, 2018 Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales by James Schlarmann
June 28, 2018 June 28, 2018 WTF? This Guy Just Told His Girl He Appreciated Her And They Weren’t Even Going To Fuck! by James Schlarmann
