August 29, 2019 August 29, 2019 DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum by James Schlarmann
August 24, 2019 August 24, 2019 Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing Dipping Sauce by James Schlarmann
August 21, 2019 August 21, 2019 God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’ by James Schlarmann
August 20, 2019 August 20, 2019 Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead by James Schlarmann
July 7, 2019 July 7, 2019 Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower by James Schlarmann
July 6, 2019 July 6, 2019 Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes by James Schlarmann
June 22, 2019 June 22, 2019 DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm by James Schlarmann
June 20, 2019 August 14, 2019 White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’ by James Schlarmann
June 4, 2019 June 4, 2019 Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage by James Schlarmann
