Dyslexic Teenager Can’t Stop Laughing When You say “96”

FORT MUTUELLEORALE, OKLAHOMA — This past school year, Johnny Katzakas was asked to leave ...

Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA — Doctors and attending staff in the urgent care ...

Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr”

LAKE CRISE CONSTITUTIONNELLE, MICHIGAN — A new, fast moving and particularly aggressive form of ...

Georgia Newborn Charged With Murder for Absorbing Her Twin Before Birth

RIO CHINGADEROS LOCOS, GEORGIA — Authorities in a small Georgia town are reporting that ...

Man Arrested for Public Defecation After Memorial Day Salute to the Confederacy

FORT BENEDICT, KENTUCKY  — A man was arrested earlier this morning after someone alerted ...

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely ...

Kentucky GOP Wants to Ban Abortion After Sexual Attraction

THEOCRATIC MOUNTAIN, KENTUCKY –Republicans in the Kentucky legislature have announced they will bring a ...