Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron?
While the attention of most of the media outlets in America over the next ...
Pro-Gun Right-Wing Pundit: 284 Mass Shootings in 244 Days ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control
EMPTY HOLLOW, CONNECTICUT — This weekend, CBS News reported that by September 1st — ...
Marijuana Overdoses Multiplied By Over 1,000,000% in 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The National Institute of Drug Policy and Research teamed up with ...
Pat Robertson: “If The Florida and Puerto Rico Gays Stop Having the Sex With Each Other, We Might Stop Hurricane Dorian!”
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson told his telecongregation this morning that he ...
5 Reasons Trump’s Undocumented Workers Are Safe from ICE Raids
Recently, in Mississippi, officers and agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement — or, ICE, ...
5 Names to Add to the “Clinton Body Count”
When it was discovered that alleged billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had killed himself in ...
6 Ways Americans Can Address Mass Shootings Without Actually Doing Anything About Guns
Okay, America. Maybe it’s time to slow down a little bit on the mass ...
5 Reasons America Has Mass Shootings That Aren’t How Easy It Is For Just About Any F**king Idiot to Get a Gun
America has mass shootings. Though, to be perfectly frank and fair, it has racism, ...
Disney Imagineers Have Begun “Stupid And Prejudiced” Firmware Update of Animatronic Trump
ORLANDO, FLORIDA — One of the longest running attractions at Walt Disney World is ...
Toothless Kentucky Man Would Never Live in Baltimore
CONFEDERATE FALLS, KENTUCKY — Sebastian Wilmington is a 36 year old lifetime resident of ...
