June 3, 2019 June 3, 2019 Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr” by James Schlarmann
May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Texas Democrat Pushes Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
May 28, 2019 May 28, 2019 Georgia Newborn Charged With Murder for Absorbing Her Twin Before Birth by James Schlarmann
May 27, 2019 May 27, 2019 Man Arrested for Public Defecation After Memorial Day Salute to the Confederacy by James Schlarmann
May 27, 2019 May 27, 2019 Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business by James Schlarmann
May 25, 2019 May 25, 2019 Kentucky GOP Wants to Ban Abortion After Sexual Attraction by James Schlarmann
May 17, 2019 May 17, 2019 Alabama GOP Releases Pamphlet: 10 Things We’ll Still Let You Do With Your Vagina by James Schlarmann
April 27, 2019 April 27, 2019 6 Important Warning Signs That You Might Have Windmill Cancer by James Schlarmann
January 12, 2019 January 12, 2019 Asshole Itching to Give All His Asshole Opinions by James Schlarmann
