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Man’s Problems Briefly Disappear When Playing Minecraft for 4 Hours and Eating Six Peanut Butter Cups
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Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare
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6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call
Throughout the Ukraine scandal that has rocked the Trump administration and seems to have ...
Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”
This morning, President Donald Trump issued an executive order that he says will “ensure ...
Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck”
One of the nation’s leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone ...
Local Man Hopes Kellyanne Conway Halloween Costume Doesn’t Scare Away Trick or Treaters
SKELETAL FLATS, IOWA — Every year, Jack Burton does his very best to make ...
Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’
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Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden
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