Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”

SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA — Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned ...

6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call

Throughout the Ukraine scandal that has rocked the Trump administration and seems to have ...

Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”

This morning, President Donald Trump issued an executive order that he says will “ensure ...

Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck”

One of the nation’s leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone ...

Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA — Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners and viewers of ...