Wow! Even This Literal Braindead Zombie Knows Voter Fraud is a Dog Whistle for Voter Suppression!
Coronavirus Update: Area Flasher Desperate for Parks to Open Up Again
5 Signs You’re Oppressed and Not Just Being Asked to Skip Sunbathing So Humanity Survives a Pandemic
Man’s Dick Denies All Liability For His Actions
UPDATE: No YOU’RE Drinking Too Much During the Coronavirus Quarantine, Asshole!
4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much
5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway
Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!
CDC Recommends Washing Hands For At Least As Long As It Takes For You To Masturbate
