Coronavirus Update: Area Flasher Desperate for Parks to Open Up Again

NOIX NUES, LOUISIANA — Chad Stripley has really not enjoyed his time under coronavirus ...

Man’s Dick Denies All Liability For His Actions

VILLAGE DES SaUCISSES, LOUISIANA — Garth Blanston’s dick does not and will not take ...

4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much

There are certain words in the English language that are categorically terrible, stupid, idiotic ...

5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway

You’re young! You’re hip! You’re down to party, and damn it, it’s SPRING BREAK! ...

Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?!

OBTUSE GARDENS, ILLINOIS — No. No. No. No. No. It doesn’t matter how many times ...

Update: There Are Still LEGO On The Goddamned Floor

EL PIESANGRIENTO, CALIFORNIA — Sources are confirming at the time of publications that, despite ...