June 9, 2019 June 9, 2019 Trump Appoints David Avocado Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo by James Schlarmann
June 8, 2019 June 8, 2019 President Trump Declares National Emergency When He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce by James Schlarmann
May 24, 2019 May 24, 2019 Alabama GOP Wants to Outlaw Scrambled, Fried, or Omelette Eggs by James Schlarmann
August 31, 2018 August 31, 2018 San Diego Man Will Fucking Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His by James Schlarmann
May 23, 2018 April 7, 2019 Grohl University Online Salad Dressing Poll Delivers List Of The Best, The Best, The Best, The Best Of Bleu by James Schlarmann
April 12, 2018 April 12, 2018 New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods by James Schlarmann
