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Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Last week, our sister publication, Alternatively Facts, published a story ...

Fans Irate Disney Scrapped F##k a Wookiee Attraction in New Star Wars Land

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA — Just a few weeks ago, the Disneyland resort opened its “Star ...

Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room

EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS — All across America, “escape room” businesses have been cropping up. ...

Man Goes to Truly Extreme Lengths to Avoid Game of Thrones and Endgame Spoilers

BIG BEAN LAKE, CALIFORNIA — Heath Smalley is a self-described “hardcore, super-duper geek” about ...

J.K. Rowling Says You Didn’t Actually Read Harry Potter Novels

LONDONSHERRY DOWNTONSHIRE, ENGLAND — Author J.K. Rowling has quite a close, intimate relationship with ...