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Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Last week, our sister publication, Alternatively Facts, published a story ...
Fortnite Promises New Patch Won’t Take Away Game’s Key Feature of Turning Your Tween Into an Angry Maniac
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — The designers behind the battle royale smash hit video ...
Fans Irate Disney Scrapped F##k a Wookiee Attraction in New Star Wars Land
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA — Just a few weeks ago, the Disneyland resort opened its “Star ...
Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room
EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS — All across America, “escape room” businesses have been cropping up. ...
Donald Trump Jr.’s Book on Hold While Doctors Fish the Crayon Out of His Nose
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The Second Smartest Donald Trump in the World, son ...
Game of Thrones Producer Reveals Coffee Cup Will Sleep With Its Sister and Kill Scores in Next Episode
Ever since it debuted, HBO’s epic series Game of Thrones has thrilled and enthralled audiences, ...
Man Goes to Truly Extreme Lengths to Avoid Game of Thrones and Endgame Spoilers
BIG BEAN LAKE, CALIFORNIA — Heath Smalley is a self-described “hardcore, super-duper geek” about ...
NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure ...
JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead by End of “The Rise of Skywalker”
During the annual Star Wars Celebration, this year held in Chicago, the title of ...
J.K. Rowling Says You Didn’t Actually Read Harry Potter Novels
LONDONSHERRY DOWNTONSHIRE, ENGLAND — Author J.K. Rowling has quite a close, intimate relationship with ...
