May 6, 2019 May 6, 2019 Game of Thrones Producer Reveals Coffee Cup Will Sleep With Its Sister and Kill Scores in Next Episode by James Schlarmann
April 30, 2019 April 30, 2019 Man Goes to Truly Extreme Lengths to Avoid Game of Thrones and Endgame Spoilers by James Schlarmann
April 27, 2019 April 27, 2019 NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live by James Schlarmann
April 12, 2019 April 28, 2019 JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead by End of “The Rise of Skywalker” by James Schlarmann
March 22, 2019 March 22, 2019 J.K. Rowling Says You Didn’t Actually Read Harry Potter Novels by James Schlarmann
March 15, 2019 March 15, 2019 Mike Thernovich on Thuithide Watch After Dithney Re-Hireth Jameth Gunn for “Guardianth of the Galaxthy 3” by James Schlarmann
February 6, 2019 April 7, 2019 Weezer Will Drop Album Full of Music Recorded by Other Artists Late This Year by James Schlarmann
October 12, 2018 October 12, 2018 Mike Pence Has No Idea Why He Was Masturbating To Bert And Ernie All Those Years If They’re NOT Gay by James Schlarmann
June 20, 2018 June 20, 2018 Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine by James Schlarmann
