July 16, 2019 July 16, 2019 Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White by James Schlarmann
July 11, 2019 July 11, 2019 Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse by James Schlarmann
July 11, 2019 July 11, 2019 Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!” by James Schlarmann
July 5, 2019 July 5, 2019 Fortnite Promises New Patch Won’t Take Away Game’s Key Feature of Turning Your Tween Into an Angry Maniac by James Schlarmann
June 26, 2019 June 26, 2019 Fans Irate Disney Scrapped F##k a Wookiee Attraction in New Star Wars Land by James Schlarmann
June 12, 2019 June 12, 2019 Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room by James Schlarmann
May 24, 2019 May 24, 2019 Donald Trump Jr.’s Book on Hold While Doctors Fish the Crayon Out of His Nose by James Schlarmann
May 6, 2019 May 6, 2019 Game of Thrones Producer Reveals Coffee Cup Will Sleep With Its Sister and Kill Scores in Next Episode by James Schlarmann
April 30, 2019 April 30, 2019 Man Goes to Truly Extreme Lengths to Avoid Game of Thrones and Endgame Spoilers by James Schlarmann
April 27, 2019 April 27, 2019 NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live by James Schlarmann
