Entertainment
12 Pictures of Kittens So Cute You’ll Want to Punch a Nun
Around this office, we’re big fans of cute little kittens. You could say we ...
Incoming Disney CEO Reaffirms Company’s Committment to Executive Bonuses and Homeless Park Employees
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA — Today, Disney announced that Bob Iger would be stepping down as ...
TIME Tells Trump He’ll Be Their “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Little Bi**ch of the Year” in 2020
This week, the world’s most most powerful petty and jealous man in the free ...
President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump is reportedly seething right now, angry at being snubbed ...
Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers”
HOLLYWOOT, CALIFORNIA — Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been having the ...
Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them.
Alleged comedian Shane Gillis will not be joining the cast of Saturday Night Live, as had ...
Tucker Carlson’s Dry Cleaner Won’t Return White Sheets Without Claim Ticket
REICH LAKE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News host Tucker Carlson is reportedly still fuming mad ...
“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — Reports out of Tinseltown are that a new remake of a classic ...
Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Fox News host Frau Laura Braun Ingraham is not ...
Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tammy ...
