12 Pictures of Kittens So Cute You’ll Want to Punch a Nun

Around this office, we’re big fans of cute little kittens. You could say we ...

President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump is reportedly seething right now, angry at being snubbed ...

Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them.

Alleged comedian Shane Gillis will not be joining the cast of Saturday Night Live, as had ...

“The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — Reports out of Tinseltown are that a new remake of a classic ...

Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA — Right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tammy ...