Parler Changes Name to “Fecebook”

RIKELAND, NEVADA — The new social media site known as Parler has started to ...

Zuckerberg Planning Separate Social Media Site Just for White Nationalists Called “Facebook”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, COMMIEFORNIA — Billionaire automaton Mark Zuckerberg has been developing a separate ...

Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s privacy profiteering and ...

White Claw Reveals Its 7 Least Popular Flavors

Adult beverage maker White Claw has become quite popular over the last year or ...

Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference

SPAMM MOUNTAIN, WASHINGTON — As he closed down his laptop for the day yesterday, ...

Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Never someone to pass up a good marketing tie-in, President Donald ...

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that all hot or ...

Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins is an unabashed, self-described “lover and worshiper ...

Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has announced today that ...

Chamber of Commerce: White Sheet Sales Up 72% Since January 2017

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announced on Monday that retailers across the country are ...

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