Business
Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s privacy profiteering and ...
White Claw Reveals Its 7 Least Popular Flavors
Adult beverage maker White Claw has become quite popular over the last year or ...
Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference
SPAMM MOUNTAIN, WASHINGTON — As he closed down his laptop for the day yesterday, ...
Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Never someone to pass up a good marketing tie-in, President Donald ...
Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that all hot or ...
Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday”
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins is an unabashed, self-described “lover and worshiper ...
Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has announced today that ...
Chamber of Commerce: White Sheet Sales Up 72% Since January 2017
The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announced on Monday that retailers across the country are ...
Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently, ...
Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room
EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS — All across America, “escape room” businesses have been cropping up. ...
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