December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019 Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup by James Schlarmann
November 18, 2019 November 18, 2019 Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday” by James Schlarmann
November 1, 2019 November 1, 2019 Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section by James Schlarmann
September 23, 2019 September 23, 2019 Chamber of Commerce: White Sheet Sales Up 72% Since January 2017 by James Schlarmann
September 4, 2019 September 4, 2019 Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters by James Schlarmann
June 12, 2019 June 12, 2019 Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room by James Schlarmann
May 28, 2019 May 28, 2019 Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office by James Schlarmann
July 24, 2018 July 24, 2018 Trump Family Makes Deal With Lawry’s For Exclusive New Table Salt by James Schlarmann
July 16, 2018 July 16, 2018 Elon Musk’s Company Developing Rescue “Douche Canoes” by James Schlarmann
April 25, 2018 April 25, 2018 To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products by James Schlarmann
