James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Never someone to pass up a good marketing tie-in, President Donald ...

Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump ...

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US, ...

7 Outright Lies About Mark Zuckerberg That We Can Still Pay Facebook to Promote

Facebook, in a word, doesn’t give two twisted Twinkie shits about truthfulness in political ...

Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins considers ...

Report: Donald Trump Is Still Your Impeached President

A new report from the New American Journal of Obvious Stuff has confirmed a ...

Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office

Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing and publishing a ...