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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice
James Schlarmann
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3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
James Schlarmann
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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
James Schlarmann
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Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
James Schlarmann
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James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado,
James
cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you
want to pay him money
, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James
' satire is also found on:
Alternative Facts,
Alternative Science
,
The Political Garbage Chute,
The Pastiche Post,
Satirical Facts
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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice
January 13, 2021
3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
January 6, 2021
4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
January 4, 2021
Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
December 31, 2020
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