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Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado,
James
cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you
want to pay him money
, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James
' satire is also found on:Â
Alternative Facts,Â
Alternative Science
,
 The Political Garbage Chute,
Â
The Pastiche Post,Â
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