James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

5 Evidence-Free Accusations We’re Making About Trump’s Legal Team

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A List of The Totally Innocent Offspring Who Might Get a Trump Pardon

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In 5-4 Decision, Supreme Court Says Jesus Is the Reason for the Season

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Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team

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Parler Changes Name to “Fecebook”

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Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?

Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are unclear right now, ...