James Schlarmann 
5 Christmas Gifts That Will Help The Special Cultist In Your Life Process Losing an Election
Christmas is on the way, and the waterfowl are beginning to put on extra ...
5 Evidence-Free Accusations We’re Making About Trump’s Legal Team
If there is one thing that President Donald Trump’s campaign legal team is exceptionally ...
A List of The Totally Innocent Offspring Who Might Get a Trump Pardon
Presidential pardons are quite powerful. If there’s a federal law or statute, and you ...
In 5-4 Decision, Supreme Court Says Jesus Is the Reason for the Season
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court ruled last week, in a narrow, 5-4 ...
Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sidney Powell, the rat-faced scarecrow trying to steal the U.S. election ...
Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the course of his first and only presidential term, Donald ...
5 Manly Ways to Cry Like a Bitch Because Your Incompetent Bully President Lost to Sleepy Joe
Okay, so your incompetent bitch bull of a president didn’t win. You really thought ...
Parler Changes Name to “Fecebook”
RIKELAND, NEVADA — The new social media site known as Parler has started to ...
Ben Shapiro’s Wife Tells Him There’s Something ‘Wrong’ With Her Pussy After Watching “Braveheart”
It started simply enough. A tweet written by conservative commentator and agitator Candace Owens ...
Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?
Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are unclear right now, ...
