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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice
James Schlarmann
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3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
James Schlarmann
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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
James Schlarmann
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Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
James Schlarmann
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James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado,
James
cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you
want to pay him money
, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James
' satire is also found on:
Alternative Facts,
Alternative Science
,
The Political Garbage Chute,
The Pastiche Post,
Satirical Facts
Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice
January 13, 2021
3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
January 6, 2021
4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
January 4, 2021
Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
December 31, 2020
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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice
James Schlarmann
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January 13, 2021
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3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
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Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the...
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Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
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December 31, 2020
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December 29, 2020
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6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election He Lost Because He’s a Giant Asshole
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December 28, 2020
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Are you in a cult? Exit polling...
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Gaetz and Jordan Insist Trump Must Have Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
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December 22, 2020
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For more than a...
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