James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Lori Laughlin to Star in Limited 2 Month Series “Full Big House”

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MLB Institutes Designated Ventilator Rule

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Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction

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Coronavirus Update: Area Flasher Desperate for Parks to Open Up Again

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Man’s Dick Denies All Liability For His Actions

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