James Schlarmann, Author at Satirical Facts

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Think Your Political Party Has Become a Death Cult of Personality? We Have Five Ways You Can Tell.

February 17, 2021

All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice

January 13, 2021

3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once

January 6, 2021

4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump

January 4, 2021

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Think Your Political Party Has Become a Death Cult of Personality? We Have Five Ways You Can Tell.

James Schlarmann - February 17, 2021 0

Times are, well, kinda craycray right now,...

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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice

James Schlarmann - January 13, 2021 0

History is long, sure, but like, really long. Apparently,...

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3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once

James Schlarmann - January 6, 2021 0

Looking to melt thousands of snowflakes at...

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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump

James Schlarmann - January 4, 2021 0

Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the...

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Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count

James Schlarmann - December 31, 2020 0

This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's...

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Biden Hires Non-Profit Movers to Get Trump’s Belongings Out of The White House

James Schlarmann - December 30, 2020 0

This story contains original reporting from our...

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Can You Guess How Many Terms Donald Trump Will Serve as President Based on These Four Clues?

James Schlarmann - December 29, 2020 0

How many terms will Donald Trump serve...

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Experts Have a Chilling Warning: The Next Republican Coup Could Be Less Stupid

James Schlarmann - December 29, 2020 0

This story first appeared on The Political...

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6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election He Lost Because He’s a Giant Asshole

James Schlarmann - December 28, 2020 0

Are you in a cult? Exit polling...

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