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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

News December 5, 2019 December 5, 2019

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

Business December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup

LIfestyle December 3, 2019 December 3, 2019

6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call

LIfestyle December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019

Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”

Dating/Romance December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019

Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck”

Food and Dining November 27, 2019 November 27, 2019

Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30

News November 25, 2019 November 25, 2019

Can We Bait Goat Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?

News November 22, 2019 November 22, 2019

Kellyanne Conway Plans to Move to South Dakota

Business November 18, 2019 November 18, 2019

Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday”

News November 15, 2019 November 15, 2019

Trump: “I Wasn’t Trying to Intimidate Yovanovitch, I Was Trying To Scare Her Into Shutting Up!”

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