Business, Entertainment June 12, 2019 June 12, 2019 Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room by James Schlarmann
News June 11, 2019 June 11, 2019 President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining June 9, 2019 June 9, 2019 Trump Appoints David Avocado Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining June 8, 2019 June 8, 2019 President Trump Declares National Emergency When He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce by James Schlarmann
News June 7, 2019 June 7, 2019 YouTube Suggests Crowder ‘Just Suck a D— and Get Over It’ by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle June 6, 2019 June 6, 2019 Steven Crowder Hates Socialism So Much He Thinks Trump Should Nationalize YouTube and Force Them to Monetize Him by James Schlarmann
News June 5, 2019 June 5, 2019 Trump Assures His Supporters ‘Bloated, Criminally Corrupt Cu*t’ is British Term of Endearment by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine, Local News June 4, 2019 June 4, 2019 Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized June 4, 2019 June 4, 2019 14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News Convinced the President That Donald Trump Is a Threat to America by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine June 3, 2019 June 3, 2019 Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr” by James Schlarmann
News June 3, 2019 June 3, 2019 UK Protests of His State Visit Prompt Trump to Threaten “American Revolution II” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance, News May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Texas Democrat Pushes Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
Local News May 30, 2019 May 30, 2019 Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage by James Schlarmann
News May 29, 2019 May 29, 2019 OJ Simpson Says L.A. Prosecutors Had Insufficient Evidence and Therefore, in Our Country, He Is Innocent by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle May 28, 2019 May 28, 2019 Georgia Newborn Charged With Murder for Absorbing Her Twin Before Birth by James Schlarmann
Business May 28, 2019 May 28, 2019 Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office by James Schlarmann
News May 28, 2019 May 28, 2019 Alabama GOP Propose New State Miscarriage Investigation Unit by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle May 27, 2019 May 27, 2019 Man Arrested for Public Defecation After Memorial Day Salute to the Confederacy by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine May 27, 2019 May 27, 2019 Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business by James Schlarmann
News May 27, 2019 May 27, 2019 Trump Takes Time on Memorial Day to Honor Vets Who Weren’t Captured Before They Were Killed by James Schlarmann
