LIfestyle April 6, 2020 April 6, 2020 4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much by James Schlarmann
Local News April 2, 2020 April 2, 2020 Coronavirus Quarantine Hand Washing Has Man Starting to Enjoy the Feel of Sandpaper on His Junk by James Schlarmann
Local News March 31, 2020 March 31, 2020 Man Wishes His Imaginary Friends Would Just Get Along With His Made-Up Wife by James Schlarmann
Local News March 27, 2020 March 27, 2020 Town Passes Law Allowing You to Shit on TP Hoarders’ Lawns by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 24, 2020 March 24, 2020 5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 19, 2020 March 19, 2020 Local Man Not Defensive, But Why Are You Even Asking?! by James Schlarmann
Business March 18, 2020 March 18, 2020 Local Gym Owner Confident His COVID-19 Email Just Made All the Difference by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine March 15, 2020 March 15, 2020 CDC Recommends Washing Hands For At Least As Long As It Takes For You To Masturbate by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 13, 2020 March 13, 2020 Update: There Are Still LEGO On The Goddamned Floor by James Schlarmann
Entertainment March 11, 2020 March 11, 2020 12 Pictures of Kittens So Cute You’ll Want to Punch a Nun by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance March 8, 2020 March 8, 2020 Man Uncomfortable With How Similar His Stepson’s Pornhub Search History Is to His Own by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 7, 2020 March 7, 2020 Quarantined Cruise Passenger Says Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak by James Schlarmann
Local News March 2, 2020 March 2, 2020 Woman Wishes Husband Would Have Told Her What an Asshole He Is Before She Made Kids With Him by James Schlarmann
Entertainment February 25, 2020 February 25, 2020 Incoming Disney CEO Reaffirms Company’s Committment to Executive Bonuses and Homeless Park Employees by James Schlarmann
News February 25, 2020 February 25, 2020 President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’ by James Schlarmann
Local News February 24, 2020 February 24, 2020 Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist” by James Schlarmann
Local News February 21, 2020 February 21, 2020 Man’s Dick Suing Him For Power of Attorney by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle February 17, 2020 February 17, 2020 Man’s Problems Briefly Disappear When Playing Minecraft for 4 Hours and Eating Six Peanut Butter Cups by James Schlarmann
Local News February 14, 2020 February 14, 2020 Jesus Christ Announces He’s Returned to Try Another Sandwich by James Schlarmann
