News August 25, 2019 August 25, 2019 Mexican Government Releases Detailed Audit of How Much They’ve Paid for Trump’s Wall So Far by James Schlarmann
Local News August 24, 2019 August 24, 2019 Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing Dipping Sauce by James Schlarmann
Local News August 21, 2019 August 21, 2019 God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’ by James Schlarmann
Local News August 20, 2019 August 20, 2019 Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead by James Schlarmann
Tech August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers by James Schlarmann
News August 17, 2019 August 17, 2019 John Bolton and Lindsey Graham Hold Hands As They Daydream About Invading Greenland by James Schlarmann
News August 15, 2019 August 15, 2019 If Re-Elected, Trump Could Tap David Duke as Secretary of Race War by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 13, 2019 August 13, 2019 5 Reasons Trump’s Undocumented Workers Are Safe from ICE Raids by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 12, 2019 August 12, 2019 5 Names to Add to the “Clinton Body Count” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 7, 2019 August 7, 2019 6 Ways Americans Can Address Mass Shootings Without Actually Doing Anything About Guns by James Schlarmann
News August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 FACT CHECK: Is The Babylon Bee Being a Whiny Little Bitch? by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 5 Reasons America Has Mass Shootings That Aren’t How Easy It Is For Just About Any F**king Idiot to Get a Gun by James Schlarmann
News August 2, 2019 August 2, 2019 President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle by James Schlarmann
News August 1, 2019 August 1, 2019 President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures by James Schlarmann
News July 31, 2019 July 31, 2019 Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered A**hole!” by James Schlarmann
News July 30, 2019 July 30, 2019 Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser by James Schlarmann
Travel July 29, 2019 July 29, 2019 Disney Imagineers Have Begun “Stupid And Prejudiced” Firmware Update of Animatronic Trump by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle July 29, 2019 July 31, 2019 Toothless Kentucky Man Would Never Live in Baltimore by James Schlarmann
Entertainment July 28, 2019 July 28, 2019 “The Jerk” To Be Remade As “The A-Hole,” Starring Donald Trump by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized July 28, 2019 July 28, 2019 Lahren Bashes Highway Safety Laws While Putting on Her Seatbelt by James Schlarmann
