News July 18, 2019 July 18, 2019 Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father by James Schlarmann
News July 16, 2019 July 16, 2019 Republican Reminds Dems House Rules Forbid Calling Flaming Bag of Diarrhea on White House Lawn “Sack of Sh-t” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment July 16, 2019 July 16, 2019 Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White by James Schlarmann
News July 15, 2019 July 15, 2019 President Explains Why Only People Who Voted For Him Have First Amendment Rights by James Schlarmann
News July 15, 2019 July 15, 2019 Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico by James Schlarmann
News July 14, 2019 July 14, 2019 ICE to Update Agents’ Badges, Uniforms, and Hoods by James Schlarmann
News July 14, 2019 July 14, 2019 Trump Orders Social Media Companies to Require Users to Like and Follow Him by James Schlarmann
News July 12, 2019 July 12, 2019 Obama Thinks Deep Down Trump is Jealous of His Much Bigger Twitter Follower Count by James Schlarmann
News July 12, 2019 July 12, 2019 Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi? by James Schlarmann
Entertainment July 11, 2019 July 11, 2019 Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse by James Schlarmann
Entertainment July 11, 2019 July 11, 2019 Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance July 10, 2019 July 10, 2019 Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain by James Schlarmann
News July 9, 2019 July 9, 2019 British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact by James Schlarmann
Sports July 8, 2019 July 8, 2019 Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House by James Schlarmann
Local News July 7, 2019 July 7, 2019 Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower by James Schlarmann
Local News July 6, 2019 July 6, 2019 Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes by James Schlarmann
Entertainment July 5, 2019 July 5, 2019 Fortnite Promises New Patch Won’t Take Away Game’s Key Feature of Turning Your Tween Into an Angry Maniac by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle July 2, 2019 July 2, 2019 Dyslexic Teenager Can’t Stop Laughing When You say “96” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment June 26, 2019 June 26, 2019 Fans Irate Disney Scrapped F##k a Wookiee Attraction in New Star Wars Land by James Schlarmann
Local News June 22, 2019 June 22, 2019 DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm by James Schlarmann
