News October 21, 2019 October 21, 2019 6 Reasons Congress Simply Cannot Impeach and Remove Donald Trump From Office by James Schlarmann
Entertainment October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’ by James Schlarmann
Local News October 5, 2019 October 5, 2019 Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before Impeaching Joe Biden” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle October 4, 2019 October 4, 2019 Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden by James Schlarmann
News October 2, 2019 October 2, 2019 President Suggested Strapping Border Crossers to Nukes and Dropping Them on Hurricanes by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 30, 2019 September 30, 2019 Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron? by James Schlarmann
News September 26, 2019 September 26, 2019 Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick Supreme Court Justice During Impeachment Year by James Schlarmann
News September 25, 2019 September 25, 2019 Bill Barr Issues Summation of Summary of Ukraine Transcript by James Schlarmann
Business September 23, 2019 September 23, 2019 Chamber of Commerce: White Sheet Sales Up 72% Since January 2017 by James Schlarmann
News September 19, 2019 September 19, 2019 League of Latinx Voters Puts Out Pamphlet: “5 Reasons To Re-Elect Donald Trump For President” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment September 19, 2019 September 19, 2019 Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment September 18, 2019 September 18, 2019 Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them. by James Schlarmann
News September 17, 2019 September 17, 2019 White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing by James Schlarmann
News September 16, 2019 September 16, 2019 President Threatens ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote for Him With Class Action Lawsuit by James Schlarmann
News September 13, 2019 September 13, 2019 NRA Supports Universal Background Checks and Waiting Periods For Vaping Products by James Schlarmann
News September 11, 2019 September 12, 2019 President Pauses to Honor the Victims of 7/11 by James Schlarmann
News September 10, 2019 September 10, 2019 New 2020 Polls Show Chrissy Teigen Leads President P**sy A** B**ch In Head-to-Head Matchup by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 5 Restaurants You Simply Must Get Food Poisoning From by James Schlarmann
News September 5, 2019 September 5, 2019 Dan Crenshaw: “Now the Liberals Don’t Want Me Loaning IEDs to My Friends?” by James Schlarmann
