Local News April 18, 2019 April 18, 2019 AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead in Mass Shallow Graves by End of “The Rise of Skywalker” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment March 22, 2019 March 22, 2019 J.K. Rowling Says You Didn’t Actually Read Harry Potter Novels by James Schlarmann
Entertainment March 15, 2019 March 15, 2019 Mike Thernovich on Thuithide Watch After Dithney Re-Hireth Jameth Gunn for “Guardianth of the Galaxthy 3” by James Schlarmann
News February 13, 2019 February 13, 2019 Putin Confirms Senate Intel Committee ‘Won’t Ever Find the Direct Evidence’ of Collusion With Trump Campaign by James Schlarmann
Entertainment February 6, 2019 April 7, 2019 Weezer Will Drop Album Full of Music Recorded by Other Artists Late This Year by James Schlarmann
News January 21, 2019 January 21, 2019 Trump Worried Giuliani is the Smocking Gun by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle January 12, 2019 January 12, 2019 Asshole Itching to Give All His Asshole Opinions by James Schlarmann
News December 13, 2018 December 13, 2018 Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff by James Schlarmann
News December 7, 2018 December 7, 2018 White House: Frantic, Raving, Unhinged Tweets Prove President Trump Is Not Panicking About Mueller Report by James Schlarmann
News November 30, 2018 April 7, 2019 Trump White House Wants EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plants by James Schlarmann
News November 29, 2018 January 15, 2019 Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump by James Schlarmann
Local News November 16, 2018 November 16, 2018 Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales by James Schlarmann
News November 12, 2018 November 12, 2018 Stan Lee Plans To Make Surprise Humorous Cameo In Upcoming Funeral by James Schlarmann
News November 9, 2018 November 9, 2018 Huckabee Sanders Says Next Time Jim Acosta Should Just Grab Intern By The Pussy by James Schlarmann
News November 1, 2018 November 1, 2018 Laura Ingraham Did Nazi Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Order Coming, But She Supports It Anyway by James Schlarmann
News October 25, 2018 October 25, 2018 Trump Says Democrats Can ‘Just Switch’ To Republicans and Not Get Bombed by James Schlarmann
News October 24, 2018 October 24, 2018 Outraged Trump Reminds Americans He Has ‘Better Stuff’ In Common With Hitler Than Just Nationalism by James Schlarmann
News October 19, 2018 October 19, 2018 OJ Simpson Tells President Trump He Believes Saudi Arabia Didn’t Kill Jamal Khashoggi by James Schlarmann
