Local News December 11, 2019 December 11, 2019 Trump: “The IG Report Concludes I Should Be Able To Round-Up and Execute Democrats on 5th Avenue” by James Schlarmann
News December 10, 2019 December 10, 2019 White House: Articles of Impeachment Don’t Have Enough Pictures So Trump Can’t Understand Them by James Schlarmann
News December 5, 2019 December 5, 2019 Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial by James Schlarmann
Business December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019 Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 3, 2019 December 3, 2019 6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019 Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019 Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck” by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining November 27, 2019 November 27, 2019 Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30 by James Schlarmann
News November 25, 2019 November 25, 2019 Can We Bait Goat Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too? by James Schlarmann
News November 22, 2019 November 22, 2019 Kellyanne Conway Plans to Move to South Dakota by James Schlarmann
Business November 18, 2019 November 18, 2019 Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday” by James Schlarmann
News November 15, 2019 November 15, 2019 Trump: “I Wasn’t Trying to Intimidate Yovanovitch, I Was Trying To Scare Her Into Shutting Up!” by James Schlarmann
News November 14, 2019 November 14, 2019 Jim Jordan: “President Trump’s The Kind of Sexual Predator I Have a Duty and Instinct to Protect At All Costs” by James Schlarmann
News November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 President Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’ by James Schlarmann
Local News November 9, 2019 November 9, 2019 MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!” by James Schlarmann
News November 8, 2019 November 9, 2019 Turkey Passes On Trump’s Presidential Pardon by James Schlarmann
Local News November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 Trump Orders the Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Pardoned By Obama by James Schlarmann
Sports November 3, 2019 November 3, 2019 Kellyanne Conway: Nats Fans Were Alternative Cheering Trump by James Schlarmann
Business November 1, 2019 November 1, 2019 Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section by James Schlarmann
News October 30, 2019 October 30, 2019 President Says Constitution Signers Were ‘Never Trumpers’ Who Planned a Coup Against Him by James Schlarmann
