Local News February 21, 2020 February 21, 2020 Man’s Dick Suing Him For Power of Attorney by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle February 17, 2020 February 17, 2020 Man’s Problems Briefly Disappear When Playing Minecraft for 4 Hours and Eating Six Peanut Butter Cups by James Schlarmann
Local News February 14, 2020 February 14, 2020 Jesus Christ Announces He’s Returned to Try Another Sandwich by James Schlarmann
Local News February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections by James Schlarmann
News February 12, 2020 February 12, 2020 5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders by James Schlarmann
News February 12, 2020 February 12, 2020 Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes by James Schlarmann
News February 10, 2020 February 10, 2020 President’s Rape Accuser Subpoenas McDonald’s for Trump’s DNA by James Schlarmann
Local News February 7, 2020 February 7, 2020 Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year” by James Schlarmann
News February 4, 2020 February 4, 2020 Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the Union by James Schlarmann
News January 30, 2020 January 30, 2020 Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard by James Schlarmann
News January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?” by James Schlarmann
News January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir by James Schlarmann
Local News January 26, 2020 January 26, 2020 Graham: “If the Media Were Nicer to Trump, He Wouldn’t Have Tried to Extort Ukraine” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle January 21, 2020 January 21, 2020 Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!” by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine, Travel January 17, 2020 January 17, 2020 Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare by James Schlarmann
Business January 15, 2020 January 15, 2020 Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too by James Schlarmann
Local News January 14, 2020 January 14, 2020 Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be by James Schlarmann
Local News January 10, 2020 January 14, 2020 Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address by James Schlarmann
Local News January 10, 2020 January 10, 2020 7 Outright Lies About Mark Zuckerberg That We Can Still Pay Facebook to Promote by James Schlarmann
Local News January 8, 2020 January 8, 2020 Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3 by James Schlarmann
