News January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir by James Schlarmann
Local News January 26, 2020 January 26, 2020 Graham: “If the Media Were Nicer to Trump, He Wouldn’t Have Tried to Extort Ukraine” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle January 21, 2020 January 21, 2020 Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!” by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine, Travel January 17, 2020 January 17, 2020 Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare by James Schlarmann
Business January 15, 2020 January 15, 2020 Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too by James Schlarmann
Local News January 14, 2020 January 14, 2020 Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be by James Schlarmann
Local News January 10, 2020 January 14, 2020 Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address by James Schlarmann
Local News January 10, 2020 January 10, 2020 7 Outright Lies About Mark Zuckerberg That We Can Still Pay Facebook to Promote by James Schlarmann
Local News January 8, 2020 January 8, 2020 Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3 by James Schlarmann
Local News January 7, 2020 January 7, 2020 Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It by James Schlarmann
News January 6, 2020 January 6, 2020 Report: Donald Trump Is Still Your Impeached President by James Schlarmann
News December 23, 2019 December 23, 2019 Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office by James Schlarmann
Local News December 16, 2019 December 16, 2019 Local White Supremacist Definitely Didn’t Mean to Use His Hand to Indicate “Everything is Okay” by James Schlarmann
News December 16, 2019 December 16, 2019 Lindsey Graham Wants to Lindsey Graham to Testify Why Lindsey Graham Was So Anti-Trump in 2016 by James Schlarmann
Entertainment December 13, 2019 December 13, 2019 TIME Tells Trump He’ll Be Their “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Little Bi**ch of the Year” in 2020 by James Schlarmann
Local News December 11, 2019 December 11, 2019 Trump: “The IG Report Concludes I Should Be Able To Round-Up and Execute Democrats on 5th Avenue” by James Schlarmann
News December 10, 2019 December 10, 2019 White House: Articles of Impeachment Don’t Have Enough Pictures So Trump Can’t Understand Them by James Schlarmann
News December 5, 2019 December 5, 2019 Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial by James Schlarmann
Business December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019 Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 3, 2019 December 3, 2019 6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call by James Schlarmann
