News May 21, 2019 May 21, 2019 Trump Asks Supreme Court to Officially Declare Him Above The Law and ‘More Co-Equaler’ Than Congress by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance May 17, 2019 May 17, 2019 Alabama GOP Releases Pamphlet: 10 Things We’ll Still Let You Do With Your Vagina by James Schlarmann
News May 14, 2019 May 14, 2019 Stephen Miller Assures Red State Lawmakers Migrant Children Don’t Have Human Heartbeats by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized May 13, 2019 May 13, 2019 Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports by James Schlarmann
News May 12, 2019 May 12, 2019 Georgia Lawmaker: Abortion Law Doesn’t Need Exceptions Because Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’ by James Schlarmann
News May 10, 2019 May 10, 2019 Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season by James Schlarmann
News May 9, 2019 May 9, 2019 Trump Tells Queen She Should Ask for New Great Grandson’s Long Form Birth Certificate by James Schlarmann
News May 8, 2019 May 8, 2019 Gym Jordan: “Sure Trump Broke the Law, But What Right Do the American People Have to Know the Details?” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance May 7, 2019 May 7, 2019 Trump Gives Tiger Woods Presidential Medal of Adultery by James Schlarmann
Entertainment May 6, 2019 May 6, 2019 Game of Thrones Producer Reveals Coffee Cup Will Sleep With Its Sister and Kill Scores in Next Episode by James Schlarmann
News May 6, 2019 May 6, 2019 President and Putin Both Agreed How Normally Sized and Shaped EVERYTHING On Trump’s Body Is by James Schlarmann
News May 1, 2019 May 1, 2019 Senate Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr by James Schlarmann
Entertainment April 30, 2019 April 30, 2019 Man Goes to Truly Extreme Lengths to Avoid Game of Thrones and Endgame Spoilers by James Schlarmann
News April 29, 2019 April 29, 2019 Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized April 29, 2019 April 29, 2019 Trump Orders Disneyland to Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge by James Schlarmann
News April 28, 2019 April 28, 2019 Trump Considering Order to Change “No Way, Josè” to “Not a Chance, Lance” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment April 27, 2019 April 27, 2019 NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine April 27, 2019 April 27, 2019 6 Important Warning Signs That You Might Have Windmill Cancer by James Schlarmann
Local News April 18, 2019 April 18, 2019 AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment April 12, 2019 April 28, 2019 JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead by End of “The Rise of Skywalker” by James Schlarmann
