News September 19, 2019 September 19, 2019 League of Latinx Voters Puts Out Pamphlet: “5 Reasons To Re-Elect Donald Trump For President” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment September 19, 2019 September 19, 2019 Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers” by James Schlarmann
Entertainment September 18, 2019 September 18, 2019 Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them. by James Schlarmann
News September 17, 2019 September 17, 2019 White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing by James Schlarmann
News September 16, 2019 September 16, 2019 President Threatens ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote for Him With Class Action Lawsuit by James Schlarmann
News September 13, 2019 September 13, 2019 NRA Supports Universal Background Checks and Waiting Periods For Vaping Products by James Schlarmann
News September 11, 2019 September 12, 2019 President Pauses to Honor the Victims of 7/11 by James Schlarmann
News September 10, 2019 September 10, 2019 New 2020 Polls Show Chrissy Teigen Leads President P**sy A** B**ch In Head-to-Head Matchup by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 5 Restaurants You Simply Must Get Food Poisoning From by James Schlarmann
News September 5, 2019 September 5, 2019 Dan Crenshaw: “Now the Liberals Don’t Want Me Loaning IEDs to My Friends?” by James Schlarmann
Business September 4, 2019 September 4, 2019 Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 3, 2019 September 3, 2019 Pro-Gun Right-Wing Pundit: 284 Mass Shootings in 244 Days ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control by James Schlarmann
Entertainment August 31, 2019 August 31, 2019 Tucker Carlson’s Dry Cleaner Won’t Return White Sheets Without Claim Ticket by James Schlarmann
Health & Medicine August 30, 2019 August 30, 2019 Marijuana Overdoses Multiplied By Over 1,000,000% in 2018 by James Schlarmann
Local News August 29, 2019 August 29, 2019 DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 28, 2019 August 28, 2019 Pat Robertson: “If The Florida and Puerto Rico Gays Stop Having the Sex With Each Other, We Might Stop Hurricane Dorian!” by James Schlarmann
News August 25, 2019 August 25, 2019 Mexican Government Releases Detailed Audit of How Much They’ve Paid for Trump’s Wall So Far by James Schlarmann
Local News August 24, 2019 August 24, 2019 Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing Dipping Sauce by James Schlarmann
Local News August 21, 2019 August 21, 2019 God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’ by James Schlarmann
Local News August 20, 2019 August 20, 2019 Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead by James Schlarmann
