News November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 President Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’ by James Schlarmann
Local News November 9, 2019 November 9, 2019 MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!” by James Schlarmann
News November 8, 2019 November 9, 2019 Turkey Passes On Trump’s Presidential Pardon by James Schlarmann
Local News November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 Trump Orders the Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Pardoned By Obama by James Schlarmann
Sports November 3, 2019 November 3, 2019 Kellyanne Conway: Nats Fans Were Alternative Cheering Trump by James Schlarmann
Business November 1, 2019 November 1, 2019 Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section by James Schlarmann
News October 30, 2019 October 30, 2019 President Says Constitution Signers Were ‘Never Trumpers’ Who Planned a Coup Against Him by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle October 29, 2019 October 29, 2019 Local Man Hopes Kellyanne Conway Halloween Costume Doesn’t Scare Away Trick or Treaters by James Schlarmann
News October 28, 2019 October 28, 2019 Trump Says California Fires Made Worse by ‘All The Windmills Making So Much Wind’ by James Schlarmann
News October 25, 2019 October 25, 2019 Trump Still Scouting Locations for Next Klanpaign Rally by James Schlarmann
News October 21, 2019 October 21, 2019 6 Reasons Congress Simply Cannot Impeach and Remove Donald Trump From Office by James Schlarmann
Entertainment October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle October 11, 2019 October 11, 2019 Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’ by James Schlarmann
Local News October 5, 2019 October 5, 2019 Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before Impeaching Joe Biden” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle October 4, 2019 October 4, 2019 Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden by James Schlarmann
News October 2, 2019 October 2, 2019 President Suggested Strapping Border Crossers to Nukes and Dropping Them on Hurricanes by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 30, 2019 September 30, 2019 Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron? by James Schlarmann
News September 26, 2019 September 26, 2019 Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick Supreme Court Justice During Impeachment Year by James Schlarmann
News September 25, 2019 September 25, 2019 Bill Barr Issues Summation of Summary of Ukraine Transcript by James Schlarmann
Business September 23, 2019 September 23, 2019 Chamber of Commerce: White Sheet Sales Up 72% Since January 2017 by James Schlarmann
