News September 21, 2018 September 21, 2018 OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder by James Schlarmann
News September 14, 2018 September 14, 2018 Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria by James Schlarmann
News September 7, 2018 September 7, 2018 Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining August 31, 2018 August 31, 2018 San Diego Man Will Fucking Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His by James Schlarmann
Tech August 29, 2018 August 29, 2018 Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself” by James Schlarmann
News August 23, 2018 August 23, 2018 Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump’s So Honest It Just Really, Really, Really Feels Like He’s Lying Literally All The Time by James Schlarmann
News August 21, 2018 August 21, 2018 Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorist Changes Name To “Low-IQAnon” by James Schlarmann
News August 17, 2018 August 17, 2018 Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’ Healthcare by James Schlarmann
Tech August 14, 2018 August 14, 2018 Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 9, 2018 August 9, 2018 Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016 by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 8, 2018 August 8, 2018 Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E. Lee by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle July 30, 2018 July 30, 2018 Man Fucking A Guacamole Bacon Cheeseburger Pretty Sure It Wasn’t Supposed To End Like This by James Schlarmann
News July 27, 2018 July 27, 2018 David Dennison Issues Statement: Donald Trump Never Told Him About Don Jr’s Trump Tower Russian Rendezvous by James Schlarmann
Business July 24, 2018 July 24, 2018 Trump Family Makes Deal With Lawry’s For Exclusive New Table Salt by James Schlarmann
Business July 16, 2018 July 16, 2018 Elon Musk’s Company Developing Rescue “Douche Canoes” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle July 12, 2018 July 12, 2018 6 Hot Tips For Secretly Video Recording Two Airplane Passengers Hooking Up by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance, Local News June 28, 2018 June 28, 2018 WTF? This Guy Just Told His Girl He Appreciated Her And They Weren’t Even Going To Fuck! by James Schlarmann
Entertainment June 20, 2018 June 20, 2018 Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance June 8, 2018 June 8, 2018 The 15 Cute Nicknames My Wife Insists I Use For Her Pussy by James Schlarmann
News June 5, 2018 June 5, 2018 Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash by James Schlarmann
